Episodes
Episodes



Wednesday Feb 25, 2026
Episode 42: Zero G, Zero Clue
Wednesday Feb 25, 2026
Wednesday Feb 25, 2026
This week, the lads accidentally stumbled into their most important investigation yet: the complete and total collapse of gravity.
Yes — while the rest of the world went about its business, these two brave intellectuals dedicated a full segment to “Project Anchor,” a theory suggesting Earth’s gravity will politely switch off for seven seconds. Sensible questions were asked. None were answered. Leeds was written off entirely.
In a shocking twist, the episode was recorded on a Sunday morning fuelled by coffee instead of the usual Sunday night mix of beer and questionable decision-making. The result? Slightly clearer sentences. Marginally fewer slurred conspiracy endorsements. The same level of scientific accuracy.
Between discussing planetary alignments, floating pints, and the logistical nightmare of mid-air urination, this became the biggest talking point of the show — mostly because once you start imagining Andy drifting past the Sky tower, it’s hard to move on.
Gravity may still be intact.
Their credibility? Less certain.



Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Episode 41: That's where the money is
Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Andy has had a busy week. In his quest to master social media he has working on content and the pitfalls of listener feedback.
The lads also cover some cooking techniques with Asda teasing Scott in the reduced section.
Keep the feedback coming and get involved:
Facebook: Andy and Scott's social podcast
TikTok: @andy.scott.social



Monday Feb 09, 2026
Episode 40: He didn't choose the jeans. They chose him
Monday Feb 09, 2026
Monday Feb 09, 2026
This week the lads have taken the professionalism to the next level and finally introduced some intro music! They're excited, what do you think?
Also this week, Scott introduces an intresting question - what is the best opening track on a debut album. We get his top 3, do you agree?
Andy has a music quiz, and because we know Scott doesn't do well on these, Sonia and Rach join in, can Scott win a round.
Finally, a new section for the pod. Ivy wrote a bit on dinosaurs from her school work so Andy reads it out. This could be a winner, get involved and send something in for the lads to read out so they can get themselves educated!



Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
Episode 39: Aaaaaaand relax, or not
Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
The lads catch up with a debrief and chill after the Kitchen Nightmares episodes.......Although, Andy is now back at work, is he still as chilled as he was after his spa last week?
Also, on the day of recording, Scott has had a wardrobe malfunction whilst out and about in Castleford.
Scott puts Andy under pressure with a general knowledge quiz. How does Andy handle the pressure? Better than Scott can? Have a list and find out.



Thursday Jan 22, 2026
Bonus: Kitchen Nightmares - Part 2
Thursday Jan 22, 2026
Thursday Jan 22, 2026
2nd and final part of the kitchen nightmares episode recorded with some of Andys fellow professionals in the hospitality industry.
The questions get a bit more in depth now - we look at kitchen industries, nightmare customers.
Some of the answers coming out has already got Scott wanting to do another episode!



Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
Bonus episode: Kitchen Nightmares - Part 1
Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
In this special bonus episode, Andy ropes in a few of his long-suffering restaurant colleagues to talk about life in the kitchen.
They cover what they love about the job… and then spend a much longer time discussing the things that haunt them to this day.
Expect stories of chaotic services, questionable decisions, unforgettable customers, and the very real injuries that somehow count as “just part of the job”. Burns, cuts, limps, scars — all worn like badges of honour.
It’s a calm, reasonable look at the restaurant industry.
(That last sentence is a lie.)
If you’ve ever worked in hospitality, this will feel painfully familiar.
If you haven’t, you may never look at your plate the same way again.



Monday Jan 19, 2026
Episode 38: Andys holiday
Monday Jan 19, 2026
Monday Jan 19, 2026
A short pod this week.
Andy and Scott having having a quick catch up on the week whilst preparing to record the much anticipated kitchen nightmares episode.
Has Andy found a way to chill and relax in his week off work? Has he calmed down after being so stressed over Christmas?
Tune in and find out!



Wednesday Jan 14, 2026
Episode 37: Brute force and ignorance
Wednesday Jan 14, 2026
Wednesday Jan 14, 2026
Welcome back!
After reading part of some of Rachels smut last week, Andy has stuck to his word and written his own sexy story for Scott to read. Surely this cant get weird and awkward can it? Does Andy have a future as a writer?
Rachel also joins for a bit to add some context from the chapter of her book Scott read the week before.
Scott has had an interesting week following social media, watching stranger things fans whip them selves into a frenzy over nothing with the imaginary episode 9 (Conformity gate).
All that and the usual shananigans, pop your headphones in, get comfy and join the lads for a chat.








